boner holocaust

When a woman is so unattractive, it can cause six million penises to become flaccid.

"That woman isn't just ugly. She causes a boner holocaust."

by Lord Bling April 20, 2010

Boner Runoff

The water that drips off your boner when you're taking a shower.

I held the boner runoff in my hands but it just slipped through.

by xxJack May 16, 2008

sonic boner

when you are really craving SONIC that you get a boner,and have to rush to sonic.and when you get there you fulfill your erection by stuffing tots,fries and or a footlong hot dog+popcorn chicken or any other favorite item on the menu in your mouth.ALONG WITH DIPPING IN THE DELECTABLE SAUCES!

Alyssa,wana go to sonic?me and rachel are having a sonic boner!

by samanfahewen July 9, 2010

Boner

When the penis grows and get's stiff due to a sexual arouse usually this is the best time to have sex or receive a blowjob.

Kiersten : Hey Jake could you brush my hair I was in hurry and didn't have time before I got to work!
Jake : Sure baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Oh baby did I give you a boner!
Jake : Yes your hair is so silky and soft just the touch of it made my penis expand!
Kiersten : Well lets not waste it keep brushing and I suck on it!
Jake : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm! Ahhh!
Chad : Oh wow Jake's brushing Kiersten's hair and she's sucking his dick time to spank the old monkey!
Steve : Hey Chad I see you have a Boner how about I help you with that!
Chad : Sure that would be great then I can focus on Kiersten's beautiful hair!
Steve : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Ahhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Chad what the fuck! Were you getting a boner off at me and Jake again!
Chad : No!

Jake : Then why were you staring at us while Steve was sucking your dick?
Steve : Hey guys what's up!
Kiersten : Go wipe the cum off your face asshole!

by SlopNChop October 14, 2017

face boner

1. A case of classic cheesin in which you cannot wipe the smile from your face. A face boner is usually due to happiness in a relationship but it may be used in other instances as well.

*It is possible to experience a face boner and a real boner simultaneously.

Dude: I totally nailed a smokin' hot babe last night!

Chad: Dude you don't have to tell me, your face boner gave it away!

by j--hole November 3, 2008

Anticipation boner

The boner you get when anticipating something sexy, or sex itself. Can be a major headache if the anticipated sexual event does not occur.

I saw the new show, "How to look good naked", and got a huge anticipation boner, but was very disappointed when I saw no actual nudity and a gay prick running his mouth for 30 minutes.

by njriv April 7, 2010

Jewish Boner

An erection that still possesses a semi-flaccid property, typically caused by over-exposure to pornography or by frequent masturbation.

Been beatin' off so much lately to blacked.com that I can only get them jewish boners.

by ElectricBananaMan November 8, 2018