The sexual , yet painful act of cooking scrambled eggs with a friend and rubbing your moist balls on the eggs with your friend until you both ejaculate, blowing your load all over the eggs and proceeding to eat them with your buddy.
This morning was amazing me and colton preformed the breakfast duo, the best way to start the day off right!
by The cup of cum April 17, 2017
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Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it
by O' Baba June 6, 2017
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When opening yogurt, the bit that always ends up shooting out of the container just as you open it up, generally hitting you in the face
by SnifersRow July 7, 2017
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"Dude, I smoked up all my stash last night, I had to do a breakfast rail just to make it to work this morning."
by Teekums September 1, 2017
Get the breakfast rail mug.The look on someone's face when they had a delicious and filling breakfast and the look as if they just had amazing sex
John.."Hey Ryan you look super content did you just get laid?" Ryan... "No I just really enjoyed that breakfast!" John... "it looks like you have breakfast afterglow!"
by Romandell October 21, 2017
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Commonly used while defying the best of the best.
Better than better
Beaster then Beast
In general the god like godly.
Commonly used while defying the best of the best.
Better than better
Beaster then Beast
In general the god like godly.
by TraiSaurus April 2, 2019
Get the Beastest mug.This is what you call someone with a lazy eye. One eye is looking at you and the other eye wandered off to breakfast.
Was that bartender looking at me or you? Not really sure, that is the breakfast-eye that lives upstairs.
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