portugese breakfest

when you crack an egg in a girls vagina and uses a egg beater to scramble it around

claudia: GIVE ME A PORTUGESE BREAKFEST
eric: sounds good to me
*eric gets some kitchen utensils*
claudia: oh no were all out of EGGS
*they both run to the store*
then they had a good night

by wtyerghf July 29, 2006

romanian breakfast

Having coffee, cake & anal sex in the morning.

- Hey sweetie! Are you up for breakfast?
- Only if it's Romanian Breakfast!

by BKMB January 17, 2009

the lumberjack breakfast

When a man is receiving oral sex from a "large" woman whilst pouring maple syrup all over her head and body.

News reporter: Earlier this evening, it was reported that a man's penis was bitten off by his partner while he was giving her "The lumberjack breakfast". all the female partner had to say was, "I thought i was at Denny's."

by Fatty McFatfat fatass August 7, 2007

breakfast of champions

Marijuana, weed, or pot. Sometimes used in a abbreviated state as B.O.C.

'Dudes did you get the B.O.C. for tonight?'

'I'm all out of Breakfast of Champions again.'

'Damn I need some Breakfast.'

by TheOneandOnlyRealTT April 17, 2006

Elba Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning and decide to splooge on a chicks twoit and cover it with milk and ceral(Luckey Charms Works The Best) and then eat her out.

I ran out of cereal bowls, so had to preform an Elba Breakfast on some hot ass chick.

by DF2022 October 11, 2007

breakfast

the meal that is suppose to be between 6 am and 12 pm. Anything after that is called brunch.

I got up real early so I could eat breakfast today.

by GG January 26, 2005

English Breakfast

When a man defecates on his testicles and then completes a routine teabag. While the teabag reference is prevalent it also lends to the myth of why the English have such crappy teeth.

i think im going to wake up my loved one with a nice English breakfast

by Kaiser2000 May 23, 2008