Brandon

Derogatory nickname for President Joe Biden coined in 2021 after a news reporter claimed that “Fuck Joe Biden” chants at a NASCAR race were “Let’s go Brandon”, the name of a Racer. “Brandon” has now evolved into an alternative name for Joe Biden

Friend 1: These gas prices are outrageous!
Friend 2: Thank Brandon for that

by SuperCraiger4000 July 18, 2022

Brandon

•Brandon means stateliness or leader.

•Nicknames: Bran, Branny, Branon, Don, Donny,

Looks wise he's flamboyant and has soulful eyes, and is shy. He routinely converts conversations into playful debates or comedy central. He is compassionate to a fault. Once you're in his good books, know he will always have your back. Brandon can be a bully at times...don't worry, it's his way of telling you he treasures you. He's incredibly smart too.

Brandon, I told you before, my cheeks hurt! Enough with the jokes.

by blu 🤍 July 22, 2022

Brandon

Bran; simply the best man on earth. He is responsible, reserved, and very well composed. He is very intellectual and often wonders into his own world. Once he opens up, Bran is quite humorous and a rascal. His fashion sense is great. He will always be there when you need him, and will always find a reason why you should laugh. He can withdraw sometimes and that's because he needs some space. Brandon, has a relaxed and unique way of viewing life and it's problems, making him the best guy to talk to when you go downhill.

Brandon; prince, chieftain, the brave one
Nicknames: Bran, Brando, Brandie, Don

by blu 🤍 August 7, 2022

Brandon Queue

When you queue with Brandon Jackson

Let’s get that Brandon Queue going, I need to make it back to Silver 3

by BrandonJackson August 12, 2022

Brandon :)

Brandon, also known as honey, is the most handsome and caring man to have walked this earth, there is no one else that comes close to him in terms of attractiveness. Being 6ft he gives amazing hugs, often accompanied by his kisses. It’s believed by many that he is the hottest person to exist, furthermore, he is so caring and affectionate that his touch is thought to be the most precious and valuable thing (besides Brandon himself). It’s a blessing to be in his presence, you won’t know just how perfect a person could possibly be, until you meet the BP.

‘Wow I love Brandon :), he’s the best thing to ever happen to me.’

by Ilovestrawberries69 August 22, 2022

Brandonite

A man with an extremely inflated ego who thinks he can pull any women but is often 5’7 and shorter.

Girl #1: Dude, that brandonite was all over me and made me kiss him!
Girl #2: Gross, he is such a brandonite he’s literally shorter than you.

by giardonite August 31, 2022

Brandon

Guy who only likes lesbians

Brandon: "BROOOO, you seen Ashley?? She fiiiine!"

Gabriel: "The lesbian? ANOTHER ONE???"

Jason: "Bro we talked about this."

by 8487 September 2, 2022