Beard Chin

Guys who define their 'missing' chins by shaving their beards in such a fashion that it creates a jawline when really their fat gobbler connects their head to their chest as one enormous, blubber-like piece.
Wouldn't even know Fat Frank has a chin anymore if not for his beard chin. It's shaved right above his massive gobbler.
by munyshot December 03, 2013
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Bearded Forgie

That skirt was so short I could see her Bearded Forgie.
by TheRecorder August 04, 2009
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wiffle beard

A very patchy beard, the pattern resembles that of a wiffle ball. It is common in teenage boys, but occasionally found in old men who cannot grow a solid beard. Becomes visible in an untrimmed beard once it is past the scruff stage. Past the peach fuzz stage.
What is with Keanu Reeves' wiffle beard, didn't he finish puberty yet?
by ArtT3ach3r December 20, 2011
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Barney's Beard

The Beard of a man named Barney. This beard is amazing to look at, to feel and to have.
I vote for Barney's Beard
by AmyMay December 18, 2007
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Bearded Dragon

When a red headed woman forgets to shave her vagina for a few days and a man rubs his face on the now grown in stubble of a beard.
Yo man, I tamed Sherry's bearded dragon last night and now my face burns.
by Dragon Slayer 69 July 11, 2008
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bearded nail

a johnson, a rod, a spike, a pork sword... it's a man's ding-dong, baby
Girl, his bearded nail made me shake like jelly on a plate
by The Bearded Nail March 23, 2004
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brown beard

As a man goes down on a woman she farts on his chin and gives him bad breath for the rest of the day. She then kicks him out and tells all of his friends that he has a small penis.
The foo got brown bearded. So none of her girlfriends would call him.
by F Man December 07, 2008
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