Batter Bakin

Doing something easily.

How was that test?
I was batter bakin on that bro.

by FLEXIN STRAIGHT LONG N HARD December 17, 2010

dogs are barking

Your feet fucking hurt, stink, and reek.

From the movie "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"

"My dogs are barking" *Removes Shoes and Socks.

by Mitochondria2009 November 28, 2009

beaking

Stick your middle finger in your girls arse and your thumb in her cunt. Touch the tips of your thumb and your middle finger to make a "beak" like action. They love it.

Things were getting hot and heavy in bed. I took the opportunity to slip my middle finger in her arse, thumb in her cunt and give her a good beaking. It was then the priest asked that we leave the church service and not return (until later that day..)

by jossd January 26, 2010

Ba-king

Big ass and big tits.

She has a Ba-king homie.

by JJ February 4, 2005

Barking Spider

A fart made while sitting in a chair. A chair has four legs. The person has two arms and two legs- that's eight legs- thus the spider reference. With time the term has been misused so often, it has now come to mean any fart.

( Person sitting next to you lifts one leg and farts ). I have to go, that Barking Spider just put me off my lunch.

by Mark Trageser March 7, 2008

bare backing

Sitting directly on the toilet bowl with the seat up.

1) I kept peeing between the seat and bowl until I started bare backing.

2) I am too big and too old to fit on the toilet seat, so I have to pee and poop while bare backing.

by Clarkma July 18, 2010

Banking

In the popular TV show "The Weakest Link" contestants have an opportunity to "bank" if they want to safehouse themselves from a future mistake. This inspires the term "banking" to describe women of a certain age (generally 33+) settling, or "banking" on a perhaps unsuitable partner in order to leave appropriate time for marriage and babies.

"Why is Jenny with that guy? He's an idiot"

"Oh, well she's 33 now and she wants to get married so she's banking"

by skate88 November 11, 2013