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Badge nigger 

A cop, police officer, law enforcement agent etc., who abuses their position of authority, which by the way is all of them.

Consider this, it takes a special kind of asshole who wakes up one day and decides to “police” people. Just what is wrong with someone of this mentality? Did their mother not love them enough?
CHP pulled me over last Wednesday for a simple tail light being out and upon showing him all the correct papers, license, registration and insurance, pulls me out of the car and strip searches me in broad daylight, my balls dangling in the breeze, throwing all of my personal effects into the roadway, for no reason at all. Fucking badge nigger, some day he'll do this to the wrong person and get what he deserves.
Badge nigger by 1Icemonkey April 26, 2022

three bagger 

Cf. one bagger, two bagger/double bagger.

A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.
"I'm so drunk, I could hit a double bagger, but she's a three."
three bagger by moof July 10, 2003

slag badge

At some point about three years ago, it became fashionable for women to deface themselves with tattoos, usually above the waist or on the ankle or upper arm. I first became aware of this trend when some scratter shoved by me sporting a butterfly on the grotesque roll of mechanically tanned lard that hung around her belt. Had I known what was to come, I would have killed her then and there to stop the plague-like spread.

Originally confined to the lower orders, this has now 'trickled up' to the extent everyone from ballerinas to dinnerladies feels called on to complete herself by having some indecipherable Chinese bollocks or some flowers carved above her chuff.

At its most harmless, this is something discreet like a Celtic cross; at its worst, the 'tat' extends all across the lower back, leaving the gentleman with the impression he is fucking the Berlin Wall.

I suppose this was meant to look hawt and slightly dangerous, but all it does is mark the bearer down as a monumentally uninspired skank who'd probably wear a lip-plate if Nicole Richie got one.

See also: tramp stamp (US), sign of ten thousand penises, whoremark, etc.
I thought she was a bit of alright until she bent down to open that drawer, exposing the eagle-wing slag badge on her lower spine.
slag badge by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007
Bruv, you getting another round?! You must be a bader!
Bader by Rossy D April 23, 2010

badge check 

An alert announced by a (usually) hi tech coworker in a full car or group prior to entering a restaurant or other public venue, to remove all company ID badges so as not to look the doofus.
"Here we are at Casa Bonita. Badge check!"
badge check by Grafikman October 1, 2007

Get the badge in 

Someone who wears stone island.
Steve: ‘Hey look, he’s wearing stone island.’
Dave: ‘Get the badge in.’

One Stone Tea Bagger 

Someone who rests their one testicle on another person's face, while they are asleep/passed out.
Eric was a notorious Tea Bagger, but when fate interviened, Eric was left with One Stone......eventually making him the one and only One Stone Tea Bagger
One Stone Tea Bagger by thesnake3h February 22, 2009