British people are people from either England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. Don’t ever confuse Britain with England because the other nations will shaft u on Twitter. British people are a race commonly renowned for the size of their penises. Since King Arthur said the now infamous words, “suck my 12 inch you horny sket” The cock of the British race has been enshrined in legend. Even Brexit has its route in the size of our protrusions, the reason it takes so long is because the forth of the British penis was hard to fit in the EU to start with, this makes pulling out a living nightmare.
by TheWillyConfuser November 2, 2019
Get the British mug.The stereotype that British People only wear Suits, Top Hats and Ties. Also involves every British person having met the queen, and only drinking Tea. In reality, they actually act like this:
American: lol the British haven’t left the Victorian times lmao
British Guy: OH M8? YOU WANNA FITE ME M8? WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FAHCKING CUNT. IM GONNA FAHCKING GRAB MY BOTTLE OF BEER FROM 1867 AND FAHCKING KILL YOU! YOUR A FAHCKING SCUMBAGGING LOSER. GO BACK TO CANADA AND GO DROWN IN MAPLE SYRUP. BRITISH STEROTYPES SUCK.
British Guy: OH M8? YOU WANNA FITE ME M8? WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FAHCKING CUNT. IM GONNA FAHCKING GRAB MY BOTTLE OF BEER FROM 1867 AND FAHCKING KILL YOU! YOUR A FAHCKING SCUMBAGGING LOSER. GO BACK TO CANADA AND GO DROWN IN MAPLE SYRUP. BRITISH STEROTYPES SUCK.
by SociallyAwareBritishMan December 13, 2020
Get the british sterotype mug.A British Bass is when a skanky female who has so much cheap make up she is shiny and lip filler proceeds to blow your cock like a piece of rabbit intestine in the Arctic.
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Get the British Bulldog mug.Figurative way of describing someone who is always very serious and keeps their stern and proper composure, they will never try to have fun and will take every single rule very seriously.
Me at 10:03pm: Yo let’s go chill at the pool area it’s a really nice night here in Miami
My friend: hello we would like to go to the pool area
Front desk: no sir pool area closed at 10:00
My friend: please, we just wanna chill for a bit
Front desk: no sir pool area closes at 10:00
My friend: oh but it’s such a beautiful night we won’t be there for long cmon I’m with my friends
Front Desk: no sir pool closed at 10:00
My friend: ah ok buddy well I see you just gotta do your job all serious and keep your serious composure like a British Soldier.
My friend: hello we would like to go to the pool area
Front desk: no sir pool area closed at 10:00
My friend: please, we just wanna chill for a bit
Front desk: no sir pool area closes at 10:00
My friend: oh but it’s such a beautiful night we won’t be there for long cmon I’m with my friends
Front Desk: no sir pool closed at 10:00
My friend: ah ok buddy well I see you just gotta do your job all serious and keep your serious composure like a British Soldier.
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