British desert

when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.

John gave me a British desert the other day.

by zepoopenfarten October 18, 2023

British skilly wag

When an British nigger tries to fit in with all the the British whites but he knows he's not as good as them.

You know that British skilly wag mark thinks he's actually white.

by Ooga booga black nigga balls May 4, 2021

Britished

Britished is a word used to describe someone. It is when someone forcefully moves you just so they can be in that spot.

Rachel Britished me from my seat

by two_Fish December 2, 2021

The British Teabag

Containing 2 members both wearing top hats, one will place a PG tips teabag into the rectum of the other, and decant hot water from their mouth to the other member's rectum. They will then let the tea soak in. The "Tea Giver" will then lay under the "Teapot" and then allow the tea to flow into the Tea givers mouth, which is already filled with sugar.

Chase - Can we use Tetley for the British Teabag?
EDP445 - I only like PG Tips.

by British Teabagger December 24, 2024

British primary school

The place where we had climbing walls in PE, plastic chairs, programmable moving bees, PE cones, TA's which once had bees in their house and they had an accent, the alphabet on the walls, "golden time", Star of the Week certificates, bookbags, wooden bench balance beam things, assembly, paper towels, star smileys, yellow plastic cups, pen licenses, colored plastic cabinets, staedtler noris pencils and the terms "floating" "bubbles" and other waterlike terms

*In a british primary school*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*

by ShhShhShh July 18, 2023

British

Let’s get some thing cleared up;
We don’t always drink tea and we don’t constantly meet the queen.

Not everyone is posh either ok got that ok goof
Right here’s an example:

Is he British?

by Hdhdislwlsjdbejjxhs March 9, 2023

British

British is a trendsetter and man of God and a sweet person that will put a smile on your heart he listens and shows love and gives comfort to the weak minded.

British is a great person

by Opalocka Goon November 23, 2021