Person 1 "Bro I need to fart."
Person 2 "Bro we are in church."
Person 1 "Bro it's happening."
Person 2 "Bro stop!"
Person 1 "pfffthwaaap!!!”
(Entire church looks back)
Person 2 "Bro did you just shart..."
Person 2 "Bro we are in church."
Person 1 "Bro it's happening."
Person 2 "Bro stop!"
Person 1 "pfffthwaaap!!!”
(Entire church looks back)
Person 2 "Bro did you just shart..."
by lilrooth January 04, 2022
The sound that comes out of an Alabamafan’s mouth whenever they talk about football. It’s disgusting, foul-smelled and you need to shower after hearing it.
There was a Bama fan sharting at the party last night.
There’s a Bama fan sharting in the corner.
Everything that comes out of a Bama fan’s mouth is pure shart.
There’s a Bama fan sharting in the corner.
Everything that comes out of a Bama fan’s mouth is pure shart.
by Auntskerry November 24, 2018
I presented my sharts at the meeting this afternoon.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.
by Tired PM July 14, 2023
Sentence
Joe: why did the chicken cross the road?
Mama: idk, why?
Joe: it had to go to the other side!
Mama: HAHAHAHgagHhahH (sharts)
Joe: why did the chicken cross the road?
Mama: idk, why?
Joe: it had to go to the other side!
Mama: HAHAHAHgagHhahH (sharts)
by Buffrubberduck May 28, 2022
Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!
by raj13 January 15, 2023
by Sapphire_WasTaken October 27, 2022
When an organism randomly generates the decision to release a tingling sensation in the intestinal area, often referred to as a “fart” or “toot”, yet manages to expel feces simultaneously whilst ejecting the gas that was previously contained inside the intestines along with the unexpected feces, therefore resulting in an absolute mess.
Jarred: Well, Harold, I must say, I am having quite a splendid time this evening. The food is great.
Harold: I am so delighted to hear that from you, Jarred! I thought the slight spiciness was a bit too much, but everyone seems to like it.
*Jarred sharts from the explosive spice in the food he had just had legit 100 kg of 10 seconds ago*
Jarred: Gotta blast!!
Harold: I am so delighted to hear that from you, Jarred! I thought the slight spiciness was a bit too much, but everyone seems to like it.
*Jarred sharts from the explosive spice in the food he had just had legit 100 kg of 10 seconds ago*
Jarred: Gotta blast!!
by nolabb August 16, 2019