New mike

To completley fuck up the easiest of carpentry tasks.

"Hey I think you new miked by board, its 6 inches too short."

by tyrellbiggums June 12, 2020

News Suit

When you're only wearing clothes on the top and underwear/boxers on the bottom. Especially modernized during the corona pandemic where it's common for students to not to wear pants as only the top can be seen on the webcam.

Dude 1: I'm so tired of these online lectures

Dude 2: At least you can wear a news suit

by TheWetBread December 30, 2020

SO NEWS

When you hear something otherwise unheard of by you and/or the general public. It is momentarily classified as 'so news'

Don: Why are you eating fried food before the exam? Did you not know that the ability to think is controlled by what you eat?

Ron: No i didnt that is so news to me...but peh, who cares!

Don:rolleyes:

by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006

the new bruh

the new bruh is weh spread the word

"India's bigger than Russia"
"Weh"
"Weh? What's that?"
"The new bruh"

by vodconfident April 16, 2019

new dat

A "new dat" is a person that jumped on the new orleans saints bandwagon in the year of 2009 - 2010. Some one you cant even name 5 players but say there a fan.

He isnt a fan, hes a new dat

by cowied February 15, 2010

New Shoes

Letting your cock hangout of your trousers, then asking if people like your new shoes.

Kirsty was shocked when Westy asked if she liked his new shoes

by stesaf June 28, 2022

Bood News

When boobs aren't as fantastic in the flesh as they look beneath clothes.

See: Bad News

Me: "Whoa, check out the boobs on her! I'm in love!"

Mate: "Dude, she's bood news."

Me: "Nooooooooo..!"

by KDTC September 29, 2015