Aiden Jones

Aiden Jones is known for his big size and is often called a fat ass. He sucks at video games because he is often texting chandler. He is also into Skylar Wilson and can often be found staring at her. He also sounds like a walrus when laughing.

"Look at that fat kid over there" says Noah
"He looks almost as big as Aiden Jones" says Ben Mai

by Ah Jones November 16, 2022

Jamari Jones

He a fine ass lightskin sexy af with dreads

Jamari Jones so mf fine
Jamari Jones my daddy

by My lil yea yea November 29, 2022

Rupert Jones moment

a way of telling your friends that you have witnessed a horrific accident or moment in time.

person 1 :" yeah my dog died today, another day another Rupert Jones moment"
person 2 : "damn bro, i feel you"

by anonymous November 30, 2022

Davy Jones' Locker

When an alcohol soaked tampon is pulled from someone's butthole and then placed into a mix drink of choice. That mix is then called a Davy Jones' Locker.

Hey, what do ya say we shove some of this rum up our asses and later we can go back to my place and have ourselves a Davy Jones' Lockers?

by Frodo T Baggin December 10, 2022

Kim jong un

A fat asian midget that rules North Korea and starves his people taking all food away from them (that's why he's so fat) and threatens to nuke US and South Korea

Kim jong un is a crazy scumbag

by JustSomeRandomLad December 13, 2022

Meadow Jones

if your name is "Meadow Jones" I don't know how to tell you, but you are a horrible person and deserve nothing good. Please turn your life around by doing something good like buying your best friend v-bucks or robux.

Oh hi "Meadow Jones", I mistook you for a pile of poo

by Willy-is-Wonky January 4, 2023

Felicity Jones

The thicc girl from Rogue One

Person 1: “Have you seen Felicity Jones outside of Rogue One?”
Person 2: “No, she’s only in boring things”
Person 1: “Oh damn, you’re missing out - she’s thicc af”

by ———//// January 16, 2023