I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

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get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 4, 2022

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Tell her to go brush her teeth

Chicago way of saying “ tell her to go suck a dick”

Tais said : “Bart tell her to go brush her teeth.”

by Jurgei June 5, 2023

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Going Full Diz

When a team mate basically goes Leeeroy Jenkins

There is a crate drop in an extremely unsafe spot surrounded by enemies, I'm going for it!.
He is going full Diz

by DirkPitt August 9, 2021

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Go gay

Instead of going straight, as in the direction, LGBTQIA+ people can say go "gay" to be ironic, sarcastic, funny. It can mean to be gay, but it can literally just mean to go forward or straight.

Do NOT turn left. Go gay!

Go gay, it's better that way.

Go gay and then turn left.

I think you should go gay, being straight is boring and so mainstream.

by LingDanc803 February 16, 2023

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