shit crane

When you have long hair and one of them somehow detaches from your head and gets stuck between the lower cheeks. When you take a shit you will notice that the hair has somehow not only remained attached to your arse, it has become attached to a piece of shit too, anchoring it to your behind. Woe betide the luckless person who doesnt notice the shit crane in time and ends up dragging the shit out of the toilet when they check the paper.

I had to throw out my scissors. I got a shit crane which i couldnt detach so i had to cut it off.

by mandatorysodomy December 11, 2017

Piece of Shit

-Cameron

Wow, you're such a Cameron, everyone knows you're a piece of shit.

by wtfman March 7, 2017

Shit on a bicycle

This phrase is applied when something has gone wrong or is bad in general.

Gary: Yo I just failed my math test.
James: Oh shit on a bicycle, your dukes will be cheesed.

Gary: Yee fam! Ah man.

by Jamazeballs23 March 8, 2017

Shit List

The list of people that you absolutely hate or have just pissed you off in someway that you never forget about it.

Man#1: "You still talk to John?"
Man#2: "Fuck him! He slept with my girlfriend! He's on my Shit list!"

by K@inL3g@cy September 4, 2016

Shits Fired

A reply to say after someone says utter shit to someone else or something stupid to something else.

Friend A: "You're a scrub, you glass shard eater!"
Friend B: "Says the kid that sucks off hairy truckers for literally $3 and sleeps in a plastic bag!"
Randy the Random Guy: "SHITS FIRED!"

by vinroy7 May 29, 2016

Shit-Talking

When someone communicates something negative (true or not) about a certain individual to other people. This action could manifest as a text message, a verbal conversation, or an Urban Dictionary Definition.

Person 1: Did you hear about John Doe? I heard slept with Jane Doe and Janet Doe all in one night!
Person 2: What a fuckboy! Should we tell everyone?
Person 3: Nah, just do some shit-talking about him on Urban Dictionary . It'll work perfectly!
Person 1: Thanks, but I'll send out a group text.

by Liberal Lady Ann June 15, 2016

shit shoulder

Carrying the shit on your shoulder.

My parent's shit fell on my shoulders. Now I walk around with a shit shoulder.

by Zockoism January 21, 2018