Butt Cabbage

Small wads that form at the top of a person's buttcrack. They consist of dried fecal matter, toilet paper, and hair.

Jake flicked a butt cabbage on me last night. I almost barfed.

by A_Pacifist October 19, 2017

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Butt fracking

When your significant other cosplays SS Uncle Sam and says, “Bring that oil over here!”

Bob: Yeah, there was no democracy in that bedroom last night. There was a lot of butt fracking going on.

Jim: Wow, so patriotic of you! Thank you for your service!

by huskyboi January 29, 2022

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When one stresses the digestion system so profusely the inner walls of the colon have no choice but to abort the festering cyst that has manifested from nothing but soy based ramen and Serrano peppers.

Oh man we ate too much ramen I feel a "Butt Dumpling" knocking.

by Bobby Brinkman August 4, 2024

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butt weep

Diarria so bad, lengthy, or reoccurring that by the end of the day your asshole and surrounds are painfully scorched.

Your ass feels acid etched after a round of diarria.

"Damn, I musta ate something bad, I got butt weep."
"Remind me not to eat that again, it'll make my butt weep."

by mgrov13 December 3, 2020

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