Will

A short boy, blond, with amazing blue eyes. Not the cutest, but likeable in his own sweet way. Speaks out, is really smart, and has a wonderful sense of humor. Takes his relationships really slow, so don't be discouraged and stay patient. Wait for him to make up his mind and take the first step. If you get him, never let him go. He knows how to make a girl happy, and does it quite well.

I love you Will, so just take your time.

by Super sexy beast March 4, 2012

When the person you love will never love you back...

It's an amazing feeling, full of tears and an overwelming sense of love that will drive you crazy and never let you go. This person will enter your life and never leave, even if it is just in your mind. You will lose sleep planning how you'll smile at them, or how what you'll talk about if you happen to bump into them. You'll plan your whole day around them, notice every change in them, every bit of happiness, every bit of sadness and you'll conjure up amazing fantasy's which you know will never come true but you tell yourself that there's always room for dreaming. You'll want to talk about them all the time, discretely of course, mentioning them as much as possible, practicing how their name will roll of your tounge, you might even try putting your surname on their name or the other way round. It may seem like i'm describing obsession, but it's really just love.

'When the person you love will never love you back...' 'I haven't slept for weeks thinking of how i love them so much yet the have no idea..'

by almostlover December 28, 2011

Wilko

Wilko (Dirived from the name of the England Rugby star Jonny Wilkinson) Is a term used for taking a poo. This is because of the stance he takes when he is about to kick the ball, hands grasped legs slightly bent like hes forcing out a fat one.

Courgh someones layed a stonken Wilko in the bog!

Or. I'm off for a wilko, think it was that Rojan Josh!!

by toplad2012 October 23, 2012

I will fuck your mother

An aggressive term of endearment, that some dumb magazine claims is used in Spain, in place of "fuck you" or "I'm gonna fuck you up"

Jack: Dude, your a cocklocker
Nick: WHAT!?! AGGH! I WILL FUCK! YOUR! MOTHER!

(vicious nipple twisting ensues)

by pwr 13375 y0 May 28, 2005

I Will Fuck You

Term used to induce fear, hopelessness, and unconfert.

Usually used at partys by the really drunk guy.
can be taken two way funny or vary offencive.

Person 1: hey man can you go get me a beer?
Person 2: HEY "I WILL FUCK YOU"!!!!!

by Walter Fishington September 25, 2010

Will

A paper you write before you die to be in effect after you die

i can not explain my Will just yet, it's not my time

by your best idiot April 6, 2010

Wilkinson

Term used in neolithic times which is thus translated into "Thou who shall fuck Harshly". Also common as a last name.

Bill: Wow you look tired.
Mary: Yes i am, I had sex with a Wilkinson last night.
Bill: Well arnt you a lucky lady. Who was the Fine young Wilkinson?
Matt: Why that would be me.

by Unknown Wilkinson November 29, 2009