Whitley Bay make up can be found on various ladies of loose morals around the pubs of Whitley Bay most nights of the week.
Whitley Bay makeup is supplied exclusivly by a company names Pollyfilla and must be applied with a trowel.
It is often mixed with orange food colouring to give that 'Tango'd' look and most be allowed to dry very quicly to achieve that cracking 'Orange Peel' look.
Whitley Bay makeup is applied by the bucketload to all age groups in the area from the 16 year olds trying to get in to the 70 year old dinasaurs that stalk South Parade at the end of the night seeking out the drunken men as prey.
Essentially, farting. The noise that comes out of your butthole as flatulence escapes betwixt your buttcheeks (patties, if you will). The term is especially relevant if the fart itself is melodic.
"That's some nice patty whistlin', boy." fart fartingpooting toots tootin'