watermelon

watermelon means cool. it’s a positive word and can be used in pretty much any situation.

phoebe: i am the creator of watermelon
libby: that’s so not watermelon of you

brae: i’m rich
seleyna: that’s so watermelon!!

evie: i’m hungry :(
tavs: awh :( that’s not very watermelon

by seere licklikc July 13, 2020

Watermelon

Watermelon refers to your significant other, normally a spouse or wife.

"I love my watermelon she has massive honkers."

by SirRed June 30, 2025

Watermelon Sugar

It tastes like strawberries on a summer evening, and it sounds just like a song.

A: Watermelon Sugar, high?
B: Watermelon Sugar high.
A, nodding: Watermelon Sugar high.
B: Watermelon Sugar high.

by b me February 27, 2021

Council of Watermelon dog

A dangerous gang in the discord server Heavenly Realm. Founded by Mirio and Mustafa later joined by Luci, then after a man named Owen joined and became the leader.

Oh damn, it's really the Council of Watermelon dog. We must pray for their judgement.

by Administaratorororor September 25, 2021

A watermelon

When you can’t piss after having sex or masturbating because your penis is erect.

“Hold on hoe, i’m taking a piss. You’ve gotta give me a minute, I got a watermelon.”

by HogeyHogan January 25, 2019

watermelon eyes

When you smoke weed and your eyes get red like the inside of a watermelon

Damn Timmy had watermelon eyes last night

by Koopadragon1 June 19, 2016

watermeloning

An abortion technique when the mother decides to fall belly first onto the ground and crushes the fetus, sending blood and guts everywhere like when one smashes a watermelon.

Bethany couldn't get an abortion so she resorted to watermeloning.

by depfried145 November 17, 2025