Brooklyn Amanda Weston
Brooklyn Amanda Weston by brooklynamandaisswag December 13, 2021
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Jamie Lynn Watson
JL is like Facebook’s algorithm - show radical posts that will make the user angry enough to click it and give it attention. Then generate ad revenue from all that attention.
oh my god, i am jamie lynn watson, definitely not spears, and my sister is so famous and im not, im a jealous narc sociopath, but like omg my sister is so crazy
Jamie Lynn Watson by jumbogumbo January 18, 2022
Urban Time Wasting
When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.
Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?
Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.
Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!
Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?
Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.
Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?
Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.
Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!
Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?
Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.
Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?
Urban Time Wasting by Mphresources August 15, 2022
Stuart Anthony Weston
Stuart Anthony Weston by YourNewReason December 6, 2022
Tin of Weston
A personification of that odd feeling you might get when you touch a piece of metal, and you think you need to wash your hands, but at the same time can't find an excuse to, they just smell a bit like iron now.
"Hey, Vincent, why're you heading to the bathroom stall?"
"Had to touch one of those door handles in the hallway."
"So? We disinfected them an hour ago."
"Yeah, but now I frankly feel like a Tin of Weston."
"Fine, go on then."
"Had to touch one of those door handles in the hallway."
"So? We disinfected them an hour ago."
"Yeah, but now I frankly feel like a Tin of Weston."
"Fine, go on then."
Tin of Weston by loafsins August 24, 2023
Ms. Watson
The mother of famous gamer and homosexual Matt Watson and has a love relationship between Ryan Magee
Ms. Watson by yomomfat April 19, 2022
I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave
some random person: HEY CHECK THIS LYRICS OUT you: wut the random person:
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf