Unicorn Mercury

The light-green oil thats on the foil or wrapper of a weed brownie.

The liquid is what sustains and breeds new life.

Yo I just drank the Unicorn Mercury
Sir, you will be living likea god soon

by NoMattNo October 18, 2010

sexual unicorn

When you get on all fours, strap a dildo onto your head and then start headbutting your girlfriends vagina forcefully.

((:)=====D0

Man: Yo I became a sexual unicorn last night!
Friend: Did it work?
Man: Yeah except now I have a major headache.

by Please DKM May 8, 2015

Unicorn Fart

Putting a mixture of air and glitter up a strippers bum hole, only to see her fart it out.

The stripper last night had a perfect ending to a fantastic show. She finished with a "Unicorn Fart".

by TwincleToes June 8, 2018

reverse unicorn

When someone shoves a foreign object into their ass, gets on all fours and sticks their ass in the air, then runs around while screaming.

Bro, did you see that chick last night? She pulled a pretty mean reverse unicorn.

by dirtyblonde1996 June 25, 2017

Unicorn Kisses

When you give ,said "unicorn" kisses on arm or head showing love and affection not just lust.

I like unicorn kisses on my birthday.

by xxdontthinkbreathexx December 11, 2011

unicorn piss

Hot tea; the secret to youth. It's how the Chinese live so long.

Person 1: Hey, is that tea you're drinking?
Person 2: Nah, it's unicorn piss.

by moonshoesrue January 13, 2011

Saskirawr Unicorn

She is the most beautiful girl on this planet, Because she is a unicorn.

She has no horn, but she makes up for it by having sparkly brown eyes.

She loves Emo boys, but Is currently single, but it's just because no boy is good enough for her.

Phwooaar, Look Over there, Theres Saskirawr Unicorn, I'd bang that bitch, but I'm not good enough for her.

by SaskirawrFan December 27, 2010