nan's pork chops

The wrinkly inner thigh of your Nan or grandma.

Your Nan's pork chops were shaking after I was done with her last night.

by Urban Turban Borbon December 10, 2016

Pork Chop and Bang

The day before Steak and a BJ day, March 13th. Pork Chop and Bang day is used in pre-celebration when there are unfortunate conflicting plans on March 14th.

George had to settle for a pork chop and bang due to a family dinner planned on March 14th.

by El Jackwagon May 11, 2018

Pulled Pork Sandwich

A vicious prank requiring two pranksters and requiring the target to be nude (most likely a locker room shower). Prankster A pulls on the target’s penis. While the target is distracted, prankster B claps on the target’s testicles.

“Why is Bryan on the ground crying in the shower.”

“Colt and I just gave him a Pulled Pork Sandwich!”

“What is wrong with you two?”

by Alex Simms April 29, 2019

haitian fire pork

It's where you throw Cajun spice in your partners eyes during intercourse and light their nipples on fire before squealing like a pig during the climax

Bro, I Haitian Fire Porked this chick and it was totally hot!

by Sally-Stiffnipples October 25, 2017

Thick as a pork market

Extraordinarily stupid. Implies stupidity exceeding a large quantity of people.

That politician is thick as a pork market

by hawkman507 July 9, 2022

Sausage & pork hole?

A discrete way of asking for oral sex.

"Do you want sausage & pork hole?'

by Nohappienesswithoutcqre April 13, 2016

Pork Rind Eater

A southern term for a trashy African American or Trashy tweaker/white trash.

Look over there, he looks like he’s a pork rind eater.

That homeless guy looks like a pork rind eater

by Southern terms August 24, 2023