Vessel engineer

Relys on vessel wiper to do the majority of the work. Doesn't cook doesn't clean just complains

Kenny is such a Vessel engineer

by Vessel wiper March 7, 2023

Engineer

The most unremarkable way to get a doctorate. Or just a joke

Person 1: You look ugly

Person 2: Well, you're and engineer... end of joke burn

by 69xXxSwagMasterxXx69 March 1, 2021

Mushroom Piston Engines

Car Engine production company.

Mushroom Piston Engines supplies me.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

engineer

Engineer is a soft-spoken, amiable Texan from Bee Cave, Texas, USA with an interest in all mechanical things. He specializes in constructing and maintaining Buildings that provide support to his team, rather than fighting at the front lines, making him the most suitable for defense. The Engineer's various gadgets include the Sentry Gun, an automated turret that fires at any enemy in range, the Dispenser, a device that restores the health and ammunition of nearby teammates, and Teleporters that quickly transport players from point A to point B.

Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer — that means I solve problems.
Not problems like 'What is beauty?' because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.

by Howdy There Pardner! April 8, 2022

horizontal engineering

Horizontal Engineering (noun):
A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.

Someone seems to be levelling up in life mysteriously fast, and the streets start whispering, “It’s not hustle, it’s horizontal engineering.”

by Jus0 May 1, 2025

thomas the tank engine creasey

he’s a wanker when you first meet him and throughout the friendship he stays the same . he is not funny and has not humour and is a man whore . he thinks everyone likes him but they don’t .

person 1: do u like that boy?
person 2: no he’s such a thomas the tank engine creasey

by sexy pornstar 1234 April 22, 2020

three piston engine

A group sex act in which three people who possess phalluses simultaneously penetrate the orifices of one other person.

Three members of the college football team showed the Captain of the cheer leading squad how a three piston engine worked.

by PsickoAlpha March 14, 2014