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dunking the cosmic donut 

A sexual position referenced in by Wendy the Android in the TV show Dark Matter. It is likely a move that relies on the contortion ability of a sex android, whereby the android would backbend into a complete circle while allowing the partner to insert themselves as they are standing or laying intercepted to the formed circle.
Hi Wendy, I would like to try dunking the cosmic donut when you aren't preparing meals on the ship.
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The Green Dong Dackers 

The Best band ever
The Green Dong Dackers give me a boner

The Bavarian Donut 

When you are titty fucking a girl, she blows you at the same time and her spit lubricates your dick for her tits.
Hey Baby. Give me The Bavarian Donut.
The Bavarian Donut by Jimplayer September 7, 2007

the jelly donut 

busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood
the jelly donut by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003

gets the job done 

a term used when someone or something is only average, but still gets the job done. if you're sub-par, you definitely don't get the job done.
Man, this paper plate is ghetto fab. Can you see? Look at these holes.

Eh, gets the job done.

Mos def, it still gets the job done, I'm just saying though. I mean, I'm no doctor or anything, but I think paper plates shouldn't come with holes in them. But it still gets the job done, so I ain't saying nothin.
gets the job done by El_Scorcho September 13, 2003

The Dunkin Donut 

A sex act in a bathroom stall involving a standing doggy-style posistion. When at the point of ejaculation you dunk your partner's head in the toilet and flush while at the same time cumming in a circle around the partner's anus.
Tina didn't appreciate me getting her hair wet. I don't know why she is so upset though. Hadn't she ever had The Dunkin Donut before?

the booty done got

an statement used to express a failure, or something that can be considered painful for either u or someone else that u are referring to. It is usually spontaneously blurted wen one person gets very lucky or unlucky against overwhelming odds.
/ted head shots some one in halo 3, no scoping, while moving right before chris gets an overshield
Ted: "the booty done got!"