Flying Lyndsey

When you take a bloody tampon and hold it by its string, spin it around like a lasso, and off goes flying Lyndsey.

RACHEL THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO GIVE HER FRIEND STEPHEN A TAMPON, SO STEPEHEN PULLED A FLYING LYNDSEY AND OFF IT WENT ON TO RACHEL'S WHITE SHIRT.

by Da1nurple December 15, 2017

flying blanket

a suprise attack, vaulting oneself through the air, with intention to smother, onto an unsuspecting person or object lying prone. has been known to backfire when couch arm gets in the way.

Did you see that flying blanket Tom just tried? It came out of nowhere, and if the couch hand't hit him in the face first he might have smothered Kevin.

by Hanna Z August 18, 2005

fly pride

a shakespearian term, used on page 74 of a comedy of errors on the definition page, meaning how the peacock displays excitement via its tail. also a pun on sexuality (fly pride = erect penis)

Dude, did you see that girl!
Yeh ive got such a fly pride!

by MrsRutherford February 28, 2011

flying penguin

Similar to ski poling by a girl, but a guy sitting between 2 girls and fingering them backhanded. Hands and arms flailing away like a penguin flapping his wings, trying to fly.

Tom was sitting between these two girls on the couch, looking like a flying penguin, with his hands between their legs hammering away.

by QQQQ55 February 10, 2022

granny fly

an older woman who tries to make herself look younger by wearing large amounts of make-up and/or the latest fashion clothing and accessories and/or often makes use of cosmetic surgery.

Does that granny fly really believe she looks attractive?
That granny fly must spend a fortune on cosmetics.

by Stormrider0 April 23, 2009

flying noodle

When you have sex in space

My favorite sex position is the flying noodle. It's out of this world!

by Nopenoodle March 7, 2015

Fly Joe

To puss out at the last minute or no show with bad reasoning.

Frank is such a fly joe, even though he said he's coming out with us later, I bet he'll puss out.

by Fly Joe May 18, 2010