fart segue

A statement of the intention to fart worked nonchalantly into an unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual fart.

Person A: "Should you put your laundry in the washing machine now?"
Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."

by Kenzou Tenma February 25, 2008

Jungle Farts

Farts that smell and or sound so wild, raw, beastly and untamed that they belong in the jungle.

Damn dude, those mushroom swiss burgers gave Gerald the jungle farts! I'd rather walk home than be stuck in the car with his fuckin jungle farts!

by The fart sultan October 2, 2014

Schoolhouse Fart

A squealing genre of flatulence commonly heard from one sitting down at an uncomfortable middle school desk, distinct in both sound and smell. A schoolhouse fart turns heads, not necessarily due to smell, but because of the scenario in which the toot was performed. Heads turn in disgusted disbelief. The best schoolhouse farts are undoubtedly expelled in a classroom setting - full of students, teachers, faculty, staff, and assignments.

"Ugh, did you hear Johnny rip ass during the middle of our Geometry lecture? Oh my, it was not just a toot, 'twas a schoolhouse fart!"

by penneturtle December 2, 2019

fart-ice

A specific type of proverbial ice, or social barrier, specifically relevant to intimate relationships and close friendships.

The first person in a relationship/friendship to fart in front of the other first, has broken the fart-ice.

John: So, you have been seeing Mary for almost a year. Have you guys broken the fart-ice yet?

Mike: Yeah man, she totally broke the fart-ice first. She's a keeper.

by neelyjohns April 19, 2010

Mom Farts

Farts that come out of your mother, usually they tend to be really loud. Note that Mom Farts do not smell whatsoever. The reason behind this has not been discovered yet.Mom farts happen when you least expect them. Although a common time for them to occur is when something very exciting happens.

also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted.

Jigglypuff: WTF Mom, did you just fart?
Mom: No.. What give's you that idea son?

Mom Farts

by TuttiPudd April 22, 2009

warning fart

A modest toot of ass gas presaging a tuba blast, possibly heralding a morning fart.

I just let loose a warning fart,
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.

by Brjtlc April 28, 2010

fart chamber

Room where one retires to release gas accumulated from the burritos one has eaten.

Man, that fart chamber was busy at the Mexican restaurant.

by Crepitator December 22, 2013