cock donkey

1. Someone who is overall annoying/ exhibits chode like qualities

2. Can be used to describe a whore, the reference being that s/he is a packmule for cocks

3. An insult on Halo 2's X-Box Live service

1. God, Bill is such a cock donkey. He keeps singing that retarded song.

2. What a cock donkey, I mean, look at her. She was the 'life' of the party.

3. Quit team killing you fucking cock donkey!

by Jack Tcka June 18, 2006

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donkey shag

a word often used as a compliment to someone who you may find attractive and 'puts you in the mood'

he looks like a nice piece of donkey shag

by phoebe buckley May 31, 2008

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Donkey Stomp

To jump from a higher object onto a lower object with both feet together.

Dude, have you heard that Bob donkey stomped Jane? She is no longer pregnant or with him.
Really? The headboard can support his fat ass?

by Tripp69 March 27, 2010

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Donkey Balled

When, in an attempt to do something witty, you accidently cause yourself a large degree of problems.

Bryan: "That was a pretty funny file name for that picture, eh? 'The Prof Sucks Donkey Balls'!"
Josh: "Did you rename it before you sent it?
Bryan: "..."
Josh: "DONKEY BALLED!"

by Philippe Castonguay November 18, 2005

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donkey thump

When you donkeythump someone, you fuck them in the ass and when you're about to blow your load you whack them on the back of the head so they clench. I have experience with this myself.

I donkeythump, therefore I am, although have been donkeythumped myself several times

by MarineJulio May 05, 2004

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