Tennessee charcuterie board

When you have been working in the hot Tennessee heat and haven't showered for 3 or more days, then a girl goes down on you. Have her scrape her teeth/braces across the skin of your penis while running her fingers in the crease between your leg and balls. The resulting mix of sweaty nut cheese and flaked cock skin is used to flavor her BJ for you.

"I worked all week in the field and Sarah was so horny when I came home, I didn't even have time to shower and gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."

by Falco21 February 15, 2025

White boarding

When your boss comes in, tells you all his ideas in a trauma-dump fashion, and then walks away.

Basically a scare tactic to cause anxiety about ideas and situations that aren’t really a big deal.

Picture someone writing all their ideas or fears out on a whiteboard with messy scribble-like hand writing, and leaving you to decide what it truly means. Should you be nervous? Or is this man projecting?

Worker 1: “Did you talk to the boss today?”

Worker 2: “Yes, he trauma dumped about the uncertainty of our department.”

Worker 1: “He’s always white boarding and walking away.”

by YaGurlMS September 1, 2022

Cuchie Board

Formally known as a 'Reverse Gangbang', the 'Cuchie Board' is when many cuchies share one cock

"Did you hear how lucky Jason was? He had a vast array on his Cuchie Board last night!"

by Fier_Renard September 9, 2023

breakfast board

fat rack of lines when you wake up or at the break of dawn.
drugs to start off your day

jimmy: wouldn't mind a breakfast board in a few.
damo: exactly what i was thinking, et's start the day off with a few phat lines jimmy
jimmy: glad you agree, never bitch the sesh
damo: got the dealos number?

by homestew December 21, 2016

board

another term for backboard.

"the absence of center David Robinson to dominate on the boards"

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024

Charlie Board

Charlie Board, 14, is an English Roblox YouTuber who is in control of the channel Charlie board games. He attends wellsway school and lives with his parents.

Did you see Charlie board rage is among us?

by anonymous October 16, 2020

Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed

I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.

by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009