Charcuterie board

A substitute if you’re using “Slayy”. It was originally created from the word chaturanga.

Okkk… charcuterie boarddd

I love that, charcuterie boardd

Charcuterie the house down boots

by Sillyhoe16 March 10, 2022

Hover Board

1. A Segway that you can drive by balancing on to wheels with a sensitive pad on it.
2. A transportable bomb.

How are you going to use the Hover Board to rob a bank?
(explodes)

by honeyberry205 January 3, 2017

Boards

LMAO THEY'RE CANCELLEDDDD
Idk If I'm supposed to be happy or sad.
It's 2021
And I was studying for Boards in April, it's still April ik
And it's Ramadan alright
So I was kinda struggling okay?
Then this news comes up "CBSE cancels Board exams for grade 10"
LIKE BRUH WHAT YASSS THIS RAMADAN IS MUCH COOLER
I mean if it wasn't cancelled then I would've studied while fasting
And it's not just about fasting right so
Anddd it's cancelled and they said they'll promote us on the basis of our internal assessment marks💀
Well, I hope they just enter my Pre-boards marks because I'm confident in that
Even though I only got my English paper
Reminds me to check my g-mail
CYA!
The gif I think is supposed to praise itself while there's a fire going on? idk

me: yo, Boards are cancelled
person: are they?
me: yes
person: *ok*
me: not for you

by woahyou'recool April 17, 2021

Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.

I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!

by ShortMort April 24, 2020

goin on a board bender

this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of

"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"

by 5ende73ender January 7, 2017

pussy board

a table made out of two people scissoring each other with their legs entwined and their arms/hands as the feet/legs of the table, this is the part when you await for your cat to come and lay on the pussy's to complete the pussy triangle, then the male comes and plays monopoly with his friends

me and dad played pussy board with my mom and sister

by ynddxgxc April 15, 2024

Board of Directors

Used to refer to your close friend group or close group of people

Hey bro, can I come hang out with you guys? I gotta ask the board of directors bro

by Aiviltovojw March 13, 2024