Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

by Almagest June 27, 2011

Hoppy Taco

When a woman has an orgasm so strong it starts at her clitoris and end at her toes, making her legs shake uncontrollably.

Bro: How was that Tinder date last night?
Guy: You know, I gave her that Hoppy Taco.

by Hoppy T December 17, 2017

Taco Santa

A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.

Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?

Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?

Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?

Tony: no.

Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..

by CreepaGuy94 June 07, 2011

Taco dip

When a woman lowers her pelvis over someone’s face so that her vagina almost touches or touches the persons face. Female version of teabagging

She taco dipped the shit out of him!

by Haelotho August 07, 2021

Taco Shot

Eating a soft shell taco in one bite

He just finished 6 tacos in 5 minutes! He must be taking taco shots

by Menisaphis February 07, 2011

taco chad

An man named Chad who is employed at Taco Bell and over uses the phrase "Taco-tastic!" And refers to himself in the third person.

Taco Chad says you should have a Taco-tastic day!

by XxReaperWolfxX December 31, 2015

event taco

a person who attends a variety of events or parties.

This is the 4th time this week I've seen him here. He's such an event taco.

by stillinmarvinsroom August 02, 2017