Turtle Breath 

Turtle Breath is the fart that precedes the Turtle head. It is directly out of the mouth of the turtle head therefore more rank smelling than usual.

Mate that fart is really RANK!

Yeah I know, it's the Turtle Breath

Turtle Breath by Strandhogg December 14, 2012

Turtle Day 

A day in school where one's backpack is so ponderous it looks like a turtle shell. Such magnitude in a backpack has often resulted in falling over and having one of your slightly less turtle-y friends help you back up.

Yesterday was a turtle day because we have a test tomorrow

Turtle Day by Elven Angel September 26, 2013

turtle toot 

The act of farting in public and making someone else take the blame.

*toot*
You: awh fred you nasty.
Fred: shut up with yo turtle toot.

turtle toot by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013

turtle boner 

A small boner that hasent yet developed into a real boner. Most often disappoints the dirty whore who's putting her lips on it.

Maggie's man toy had a pathetic, weak, little turtle boner cause he's a faggot

turtle boner by McNogger November 30, 2013

Turtle Swag 

Lazy people who spend most of their days inside, slowly walking upon the household to grab food.

Jessica has turtle swag, all she does is slowly walk to the fridge and back to her bed with food.

Turtle Swag by mwcord September 1, 2014

Turtle Stew

When you are about to take a shit and the first turd is poking out of your ass. You push it out and all of a sudden watery shit explodes out leaving your toilet looking like a bowl of beef stew!

I had to take a shit really bad and had a turtle head sticking out....I pushed that guy out and my shit exploded out turning my toilet into a big bowl of turtle stew!

Turtle Stew by MichaelmikeSee June 26, 2015

Turtle tuck 

When you tuck your penis inside itself

A turtle tuck is necessary in cross dressing.

Turtle tuck by Dinosaur Boot March 7, 2016