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Sneaky Switch 

The act of switching the pleasuring orafice from the mouth to the anus at a glory hole. Requires a great deal of flexibility and speed to execute correctly and undetected.
I went down to the Lowe's glory hole for a blue job and the guy sneaky switched me. I had to wash off in the sink.
Sneaky Switch by SlyHoler December 30, 2021
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flirt switch 

The flirt mechanism in a mans brain
I was talking with this woman last night and my flirt switch was stuck in overdrive!
flirt switch by sctsnpr April 6, 2022

Light switch 

Incredibly attractive and erotic women. Capable of turning somebody on as a light switch would.
Jon: Emily was looking bad today.
Alfred: Facts, she is a light switch.

suck switch 

Any random piece of hardware, software or even something hidden in firmware or the UI that is easily flipped, and no logical person would expect to force a system to stop working. And yet, it does. Making the system un-suck is usually much harder to find than the aforementioned switch.
"Why does my wifi no longer work? I can still reach it on my phone".
"Oh, there's a little switch on the side of your laptop that shuts it off. A lot of people hit it accidentally".
"Well, that's a suck switch!"
suck switch by Glorth2 July 23, 2022

Blue Switch 

The act of transferring a phone call from your smartphone to your car's bluetooth system. The phrase can replace the somewhat verbose run on sentence that typically describes the transfer process.

Hold on while I get in my car and transfer the call to my car's bluetooth speaker.

Sorry about that, the call was switching over from my phone to my car.
Hold on a sec while I blue switch you.

Sorry, just blue switched you.
Blue Switch by Nedgo August 16, 2022

Nintendo switch 

Street code for a Glock switch to make it fully automatic
I need 200 for a Nintendo Switch
Nintendo switch by Bluestrips August 31, 2022

Bean-Switch 

“Hey, did you hear that Amy was born in America but she’s actually a Mexican? What a Bean-Switch”
Bean-Switch by Crackston October 1, 2022