Women stick them to their pants so they don'tget bloody skids over their favourite 'Victoria's Secrets'.
Despite the fact that they are SANITARY towels, they are considered by the UK government to be a luxury product. This means that women get double-stuffed on a period...not only do they have to bleed for 6 days but they get taxed to do so.
Eve: Owwww, I've cut my finger! Have you got a plaster?
Lisa: Nah, but if it's bad i've got some rizlas or a knicker sticker.
Joe: Hey Steve, I don't know if I should do the moral thing or the thing that will get me the most money.
Steve: Well man I guess it will have to come down to a stick war.
When the guy puts glitter on his cock and balls and proceeds to let a girl go down on him. Once the glitter is around the girls mouth, the guy has succeeded in a successful tinsel stick.
That girls mouth is covered in glitter! That guy must have gave her the tinsel stick.