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Social Alzheimer's

Social Alzheimer's is when a person with in a group that knows everyone acts as if they have never met them before after a period of being apart from the group. (Examples: work group,friends,team,ect...) separation time can vary in lengths anything form a day to a week, month, ect.....

Abbreviation: SALZ
How come on every time we come back to work Chris always acts like he doesn't know us on the first day?
That's because he has social Alzheimer's.
by crawldogg April 10, 2013
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social bungee

the systematic practice of taking socially unexpected leaps 'downwards' or 'sideways' upon successful completion of an undertaken social climb. has no apparent reason and no imminent guarantee of a safe landing. practised for the sake of conducting a social experiment, sending a social message, or pure pleasure.
related to, but not to be confused with, social suicide, martyrdom and burnout.
Q: 'Have you heard John quit his job as the Director of Marketing and is now a volunteer with the Red Cross?'
A: 'Again? Does he think making us look at his social bungee jumps is funny or something?'
by sbjumper June 11, 2009
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Social Rapist

A person who forces themselves into a social situation they are not welcome in
such as events or hang outs when someone is not invited and comes anyway

NO means NO!

Social Rape
"I told my brother he couldn't hang out with us but he showed up anyway... hes a bit of a social Rapist"
by Mr.LaughTrack May 14, 2016
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Social Activist

Activism, in a general sense, can be described as intentional action to bring about social, political, economic, or environmental change. This action is in support of, or opposition to, one side of an often controversial argument
I am a "Social Activist" and I would like to spread knowledge, and support charities and our brothers and sisters in arms.
by FreedomFighter5543 August 31, 2010
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social hermit

1. A person who refuses to leave the house and has only seen daylight on nature programs

2. Someone who plays warhammer or dungeons and dragons

3. That friend of yours that is never to be seen because he is pussy whipped

3. The type of people you find in comic book stores
Guy1: "Man that guy never leaves the house"
Guy2: "Yeah, thats cuz he's a social hermit"
Guy3: "Indeed"
by badg3rs October 16, 2008
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Social fantasy

A fantasy of saying something to someone that you would never actually say.

Coming up with a good comeback, after the argument.
Brian Regan: I have this social fantasy, of being one of the twelve astronauts on the moon, knowing that I'd always be able to top anyone's story.

--

George: "Yeah, well the jerkstore called, and they're running out of you!"
by Oxymorphazone December 20, 2009
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social collective

noun

is a term which defines the voiceless collective abject subordination of the social group to a highly centralized autocratic despotic state authority. Which may be either of a political, social, economic or religious nature.
All socialist societies are a social collective.
by Baron Neville June 19, 2017
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