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Secondary Beating

Masturbating vigorously for a second time right after busting one nut just wasn’t enough.
Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.

My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021
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secondgiving

its the day after Thanksgiving, its an excuse to eat more,
Mike: I love secondgiving
Adam: you're fat
by AppleLord3000 November 25, 2022
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Secondary Savior

Secondary Savior

When your jacking off to porn and about to blow your wad, the video unexpectedly comes to and end.

You cannot release your cockus for fear of wasting a good nutt, you quickly jump into action via rolling onto your side and reaching with your non dominant hand to press the space bar on the keyboard to save yourself from a bad nutt.
1. "Aw Fuck just my luck, I was about to jizz to Alexas Texas and the video just abruptly stopped, what a waste of a good nutt"
-"I should have used my Secondary Savior"

2. TABITHA: "Did you notice something about Mike? He lost his arm in a motorcycle accident. Tbh it's kind of hot, he must feel like if he can live through that, he can conquer the world."

SARAH: "Looks can be deceiving, he just lost his Secondary Savior.
by Yale Literary Definition Inc. November 30, 2022
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Pi Second

The fifty-third second of 9:26 a.m. of March 14, 2015. So called because 3.141592653 is pi down to nine decimal places, and Pi Second is 3/14/15 9:26:53.
On Pi Second, we will play the sound of a bell ringing for all the world to hear! Pi Second is only one second out of every 100 years, so it only happens every three billion or so seconds. Enjoy the second while you can!
by Seshie January 6, 2014
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beard second

The unit of distance. The length the average beard grows in one second.
That race was like 4 billion beard seconds!
by Thinkingray May 16, 2014
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cold second

The opposite of a hot sec
Boy 1: yo you remember tiffany?
Boy 2: yah didn’t you date for a cold second?
Boy 1: yah worst 6 months of my life
by raiderzvb September 15, 2018
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Split Second

A racing reality show that you can either:
Put a ship down your enemies, crash a plane to eliminate your rivals, detonate a warehouse, cause a landslide, throw a truck, destroy a bridge, fall a chimney, explode a gas station and among others.

The game was created by the same creators of Frozen, Sophia the First, Mickey Mouse and others.
Just how much Split Second spent to make this race?
How many people were killed doing the stunts?
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018
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