puberize

This is what African American males do earlier than their Caucasian counterparts.

"I looked puberize up on WebMD, and it said African American males puberize earlier than their Caucasian counterparts."

by Someone who puberized October 13, 2011

puerto rican kumquat

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman

"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."

by captain deeze March 3, 2012

Puerto Rican Style

Upside down with a fork in the mouth.

"There wasn't much room in the booth, so we had to fuck puerto rican style."

"He was too lazy to sit up so he just laid there puerto rican style while I gave him a bj."

by Dash R1prock December 18, 2012

Pubered

Having had already gone through puberty

"You got with Lisa? That chick is flat as a board!"
"Naw man, you aint seen her in a while - she pubered and now things are bangin'"

by Sagmag July 28, 2013

Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014

Puerto Rican Vulture

Scoping a party for hot bitches and then fucking them hard

Hannah is such a Puerto Rican Vulture!

by Pa Pancake May 12, 2015

pukered

An unforseen event in which your body's natural reaction is to contract the sphincter, leaving one a feeling of exhilaration then procedding with complete relaxation

That's last bong rip pukered me up!

by Eco6969 October 21, 2015