Poocrastinate

To put of the act of taking a dump because you don't want to miss a show, game, etc. This usually results in a huge crap coming out all at once right when you finally sit down on the john.

Man, earlier I was watching the game and I poocrastinated in the 4th quarter 'cus it was such a good game. Now my butthole hurts like hell.

by foolpoo October 20, 2009

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Procrapstination

When you really need to take a dump, but you just don't want to because of a specific reason or reasons. i.e. Favorite show is on or finishing homework.

Person 1: Man, i really gotta take a shit badly...

Person 2: So go.

Person 1: No way dude, my show's on.

Person 2: Procrapstination again? Fine, go explode from shit.

by DeliciousTurds September 30, 2010

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Procrastinationbook

A noun.

Coined phrase meaning the use of Facebook in tedious situations to distract oneself.

Other variations include:
- Procrastinationtube (YouTube.)
- Procrastinationspace (Myspace.)
Etc, etc.

Q: Whats up?
A: Nothing much, on Procrastinationbook. Have you finished the term paper yet?
Q: Nahh, I'm still surfing Procrastinationtube.

by peppypreppy! March 8, 2009

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procrastinate

when you notice something outside your window, such as a swarm of butterflies or a shinny object or your neighbor picking his nose, that keeps you from doing whatever you have to get done.

i dont really have an example, because the definition was to amazing!

(procrastinate) they needed the word...

by joey!! ;D May 10, 2010

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