Porn hair

Hair that is long enough to cover one's boobs

1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.

by ansb May 22, 2013

Porn Flic

A Porn Flic is a short video usually what is seen on tube sites. Unlike a full porno or feature length DVD, a porn flic or pornflic is just the best part or parts of the scene.

And unlike DVD's, or the old VHS tapes, pornflics are usually watched from a computer.

Woman: What are you watching?
Guy: Uhhh. Nothing.
Woman: That better not be a porn flic!
Guy: WHAAAAT!! Thats crazy! You know I would never.....
Woman: What? Watch with out me?
Guy: :~)

by cleverm85 April 17, 2017

Porn-Pathing

When you know how to get from one porn video to another based on the related tab.

"Yo homie, whom I apparently watch pornography with. What's the Porn-pathing for that one video with the step mom and sister fucking the dude on independence day?"-probably some guy named Chad

"Just start with Step Cousins BFF "It was just a Kiss, it"s not like you were sucking his Dick" S17: Ep. 2 then go to "I just Wanted my Step Brother to Manhandle Me" Busty Step Sis Jewelz Blu then FamilyStrokes - Nerdy Step-Bro Fucked me for Homework"- probably some guy named Dave or maybe Sam idk

"Thanks dude"-maybe Chad

by HeroHalfWolf January 20, 2021

porn and eggs

To go to a seemingly cool party on the playa at Burning Man, but to soon realize you're someplace that isn't really 'cool'.

After waiting 2 hours to get into that playa party, we soon realized that we'd been 'porn and eggs-ed' - surrounded by a class of people who put cool over content. An exclusive bunch of 'artistes' who only want to mix with other wannabes who silently preach that single males are predators and single females (by their amazing good nature) are the opposite (feloniously, of course)... thus - real mean should stay away. RUN AWAY, else you may be 'porn and eggs-ed'.

by marybeth1111 September 21, 2009

Porn mode

Basically Google Chrome Incognito.

Parents: "You haven't whacked off for a week! We're proud of you."
Son: "Actually, I've been using Incognito on Google Chrome so you can't see all the porn I've been masturbating to in my internet history."
Parents: "..."
Son: I love Porn mode

by heroic69 May 11, 2013

porn mag buddy

Usually a friend who has porno magazines and is willing to share them with you, and had been lending them to you for the purpose of pleasing yourself.

-And who might you be?
-Hi, I'm Dave's porn mag buddy, Cal.

-Crap, I can't get my hands on some quality porno mags.
-Don't you have a porn mag buddy?

by nyeste88 November 7, 2010

Porn cube

A cube made out of condensed porn juices

I like my tacos with extra porn cubes on top

by Tomokiman July 12, 2015