a crippled pirate 

A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!

That bitch pissed me off, so I made her into a crippled pirate

a crippled pirate by john johnson June 17, 2006

gay pirate 

When you sneak up on one of your buddies with your cock in your hand and put it on there shoulder like a parrot on the shoulder of a pirate. You then make a pirate sound such as ARRRRRGH! and call them a faggot.

Josh was siting on the couch when joe snuck up and gave him a gay pirate.

gay pirate by Chuckles h August 22, 2006

zombie ninja pirate 

An indistructible being. You will try to fight this being and die...horribly. It will tear you to shreds then sleep with your whole family...shortly after the sex it will then kill them too.

The zombie ninja pirate killed my friend fucked his family and killing them shortly after!?!?? O NOES RUN!!

zombie ninja pirate by Guy Is Awesome December 3, 2007

The Pirate 

When you are getting a blow job, and you wait and ejaculate in her eye. After that you kick her in the leg so shes hobbling on one leg and has one had on her eye, proceed to fuck! She will be saying "ARGGGH!!!"

I gave my girlfriend "The Pirate" last night, and she still can't get the jiz out of her eye!

The Pirate by Superman April 6, 2003

hymen pirate 

One who hunts and or pillages virgins using sly and conniving tactics of seduction. Generally the male is older than the virgin and has a certain stigma or allure which surrounds him, making him the subject of many young crushes.

Can be either Nerdy or arrogant, both forms exist in the natural world, and appeal to different groups of virgins.

The Most important attribute of the "Hymen Pirate" is that his victim is immediately discarded and ignored after pirating has occurred, and the booty has been found. No further interactions are to be expected.

"Kim, that guy doesn't want a relationship, he just wants your V-card, he's a bloody Hymen Pirate"

hymen pirate by Joe Catanzaro July 27, 2008

Steve the Pirate 

The legend that is Steve the Pirate is a member of the Average Joes team in the movie Dodgeball. Personally I think he should have a sequel dedicated to him, he's that awesome. Cruelly changed back into a normal person, but then turns back into good ol' Steve the Pirate. Garrr!

Steve the Pirate = the definition of love

Steve the Pirate by iLoveRum January 20, 2008

Highway Pirate

Also known as a NoGood.

A group of people who roam Highways, usually in Vans or old cars. While roaming, they tend to drink, listen to loud music, plunder, and look for trouble at local truck stops.

They may not have a boat, or even sail the seven seas. But they will raid your truck, and your SUV.

The most famous band of Highway Pirates, would be The NoGood Scurvy Crew from Kingston Ontario. They leave their mark (NGSC) on over-passes and Truck Stop bathroom walls along the 401.

"Keep your eyes on the road, there be Highway Pirates in these parts."

"I'm a Highway Pirate, baby!"

"God Damn NoGood!"

Highway Pirate by Rocko NoGood June 11, 2007