phantom song

a song that gets stuck in your head even though you haven't heard it recently nor have been reminded of it by anything but this sudden moment it starts repeating in your head

person 1: man I have barracuda stuck in my head
person 2: but you haven't heard that in a while
person 1: I know man it's a phantom song

by Negroratory mammal October 13, 2021

Phantom Earbuds

When you have your fucking earbuds, air pods whatever the fuck for so long that even when removed it feels like it's still on. This phenomenon is akin to phantom limb, it can lasts a few hours.

Dude, I'm experiencing phantom earbuds right now

by MonkeyGoo:/ October 18, 2021

Phantom Nutsack

When you rip your own balls off but still feel them being squeezed.

Babe when you tickle my empty gooch you're giving me crazy phantom nutsack

by The Nutsack Slinging Slasher October 27, 2021

Phantom Butthole

When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.

I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.

by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021

Phantom Shit

when you go to the bathroom, complain about shit being there in the toilet, you ask everyone, and then no one admits to shitting there.

Bruh i was trying to pee but then i saw a phantom shit that i didnt even put

by kastie1288thepro December 23, 2021

Phantom Period

Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.

Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk

by is It Stupid? A.) No B.)N January 15, 2022

Phantom Screenshot

A Snapchat (or any other media) screenshot that isn't registered because it is taken from another device.

My friend just screwed up his chances with his crush because she took a phantom screenshot of him saying "good night baby" and then left him on read. LMAOO

by p4inlezz January 22, 2022