Parabox

(n) A shorter name for the box paradox. This paradox is about 2 boxes, box A and box B. Box A is inside box B, but box B is also inside box A.

Andrew: "Hey wanna get impressed?"
Greg: "Sure, as long as I don't explode again."
Andrew: "Remember Parabox?"
Greg: *implodes*
CIA: *abducts Greg*

by Wormcake November 1, 2018

parachute mouth

When someone who appears to have a small mouth is capable of taking enormous bites.

“I gave Elizabeth a bite of my burrito, and now half of it is gone! She’s got a parachute mouth”

by Yeetbert January 30, 2019

Para

Wild ,crazy or insane .

1.That was a Para night we had there .
2.That guy is para as fuck .

by Empresskay February 12, 2019

parachute fap

The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.

Yo Tommy got a a little dick, saw that tucker parachute fapping in the bathroom.

by Parachutefap May 30, 2019

parachute

A drug you use to help you get back on track.

I had to take my parachute, otherwise I'd be dead without it.

by 1000yrdstare September 19, 2019

para los papeles

when your homie goes to Mexico and he brings back an immigrant to marry so that she can become legal

“¿te trajiste una vieja de mexico?”
“nomas para los papeles compa”

by elmini January 9, 2020

para-apocalyptic

A situation created out of fear that the end is coming, when in all probability it isn't. Feeling equivalent to the apocalypse, while not actually being there.

Empty shelves, empty stores, empty restaurants and empty streets, 'it's para-apocalyptic', he thought.

by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020