Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Padua girls, unlike Ursuline, actually like to hold SOME amount of repect for themselves and not parade about like some rabid streetwalker. Girls from padua get guys not by latching their mouths to zipper confined organs, but by actually having the brains to hold a conversation. Girls who may be called sluts, but the things they are doing are just misinterpreted; such as getting hammered for the local sallies dance or party, and then getting groped by a few males(maybe even a few women). Padua girls are also known for keeping good grades and taking part in school activities; while on the weekends getting plastered, plowed, stoned, and over all wasted, but still coming back to school to maintain the good grades and putting up one hell of a front so their parents don't have one clue.
Sallies Dance
Sallies guy 1: Why the hell is that girl going down on him right in the middle of the dance floor?! Isn't she a padua girl?
Sallies guy 2: No.Ursuline. But the girl who took her shirt off and is waving it in the air sure as hell is a padua girl!
by weasley March 18, 2005
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Pada-hoe
you know the saying 'padua to bed ursaline to wed' well i have a theory on that. see padua is the all girls school and ursaline is the school where boys with make-up eventuly become women. thats why it cost so much to go there, the gender-reasigning process is expensive, and that also explains why they are soo good at sports, i'm sure we've all thought 'pants check' when watching the UA teams...
wow like a real girl, with girly parts" padua girls
by oh hell yes February 26, 2005
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a girl who has no idea what suffrage means
padua girl: i want to end womens suffrage cus its bad tehehe
general male public: ...ok sign here
by jpesoo August 01, 2006
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you know the saying 'padua to bed ursuline to wed' well i have a theory on that. see padua is the all girls school and ursuline is the school where boys with make-up eventuly become women. thats why it cost so much to go there, the gender-reasigning process is expensive, and that also explains why they are soo good at sports, i'm sure we've all thought 'pants check' when watching the UA teams...
i am a padua girl, and i'm not 50lbs overweight, and i'm not a slut, but hey generalities are cool to make (haha yeah up above this is funny so get off it and laugh)
by oh hell yes February 26, 2005
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a girl who wants to be an ursuline girl, but just doesnt have enough money or isnt smart enough to get into ursuline
by an ursuline girl March 12, 2005
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