scavenger parents

the type of parents who love to take your belongings and hide it in random areas, then you have to go on a fucking scavenger hunt to find it. THANKS PARENTS!
"gee thanks mom for being a scavenger parent, sure is a lot of fun dealing with your bullshit."
to be honest scavenger parents suck, they love to take your stuff.
by VENIN#5293 September 30, 2020
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Seesaw parenting

When one spouse is working the other parent is in charge of all things parenting:cooking, cleaning, diapers, taking them to school, packing their snacks and lunch, etc. then after a set period of time, the other parent takes over to switch roles.
Yeah I’m not sure what happens in the mornings and how they get to school…. But I do dinner and bedtime. It’s a bit of seesaw parenting
by jondres February 13, 2022
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accessory parents

Parents that have kids as an accessory to the outfit or the ensemble of their life style.
This beauty pageant is full of accessory parents
by novium January 11, 2017
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dingle parent

short for or slang for a dim witted single parent who otherwise thinks they are doing the work of two parents.
"It takes two of you to do what I, a dingle parent, do."
by Howard Cunningham March 20, 2012
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co-parent-in-law

co-parent-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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notebook checking parents

stupid ass parents who always want to check their kids books for no fucking reason and judge them for doing anything wrong
my mom is a notebook checking parents
by sagani gadiks son March 05, 2024
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Parent Proof

An adjective: A person who is nice to bring home and meet, but an absolute freak in the sheets.
by nicegrass January 29, 2025
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