The reason for all the pain and suffering I endure and also why I want to punch a hole in the Universe. And it is hopefully not real for those reasons.
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
Get the God mug.God = Not Human, A supreme Being or Entity (will never have arguments and has never and will never sin. A being of only good whom can love but never hate and seeks resolution without conflict) He will do anything he can to help you, if it will truly benefit you as a person and he will answer your prayers. You just need to take more notice when he does and not put it down to 'coincidence'.
Oh god, I want a new TV, new car, new life, id quite like a new family. Because God i heard you were a superstore and you'll make everything right straight away but if you dont its obvious to me you dont exist.
by ftsjal January 22, 2009
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Get the God mug.The Father of the Universe who created everyone whom we should all thank. The supreme Creator. The Judge at the end of days.
by JsusFrk January 5, 2005
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1. The supreme or ultimate reality
2. The Being perfect in power, wisdom, and goodness who is worshiped as creator and ruler of the universe
3. The incorporeal divine Principle ruling over all as eternal Spirit: infinite Mind
4. A being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship; specifically: one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality
5. A person or thing of supreme value
6. A powerful ruler
(transitive verb)
1. To treat as a god: idolize, deify
(interjection)
1. A sharp or sudden utterance
2. Vehement expression of protest or complaint
1. The supreme or ultimate reality
2. The Being perfect in power, wisdom, and goodness who is worshiped as creator and ruler of the universe
3. The incorporeal divine Principle ruling over all as eternal Spirit: infinite Mind
4. A being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship; specifically: one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality
5. A person or thing of supreme value
6. A powerful ruler
(transitive verb)
1. To treat as a god: idolize, deify
(interjection)
1. A sharp or sudden utterance
2. Vehement expression of protest or complaint
1. God watches over us.
2. God is worshiped.
3. God has infinite Wisdom.
4. Apollo was a greek God for the domains of sunlight, prophecy, music, and poetry.
5. Halo 2 is god.
6. Bush is not god.
1. People god Bush
1. God!
2. God, I screwed up!
2. God is worshiped.
3. God has infinite Wisdom.
4. Apollo was a greek God for the domains of sunlight, prophecy, music, and poetry.
5. Halo 2 is god.
6. Bush is not god.
1. People god Bush
1. God!
2. God, I screwed up!
by GM Yami Yokaze July 4, 2006
Get the God mug.God is a spiritual being who is the very essence of love.
Qualities:Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres
other names: Lord, Father, Jesus, Allah, Jehova, Chineke, Oluwa...etc
Qualities:Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres
other names: Lord, Father, Jesus, Allah, Jehova, Chineke, Oluwa...etc
Drowning man: Lord help me!!
Judge: (to criminal) "May God have mercy on your soul"
"thou shall not take the lords name in vain"
Judge: (to criminal) "May God have mercy on your soul"
"thou shall not take the lords name in vain"
by mokushla February 7, 2010
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