Google Off

Goofing off on Google.com. Searching random things, reading blogs, and all around wasting time on Google searches instead of doing another possibly more important activity.

Well, if we don't have any work to do, I guess we get to Google Off today.

What did you do all day, Google Off?

Are you Googling Off or working?

by BRileyD August 29, 2011

jerk-off

A contest in which two men must stare at each other while fapping. The first man to look away or cum loses. Blinking is safe.

“John, I challenge you to a jerk-off.”
“Alright, Jack. Where? When?”
“6:00a.m. this Saturday. The lot back behind the Giant.”

by Smoked Bear April 29, 2021

Sketch off

To be present in a group of friends or acquaintances, and suddenly disappear from said group, never to be seen again that night.

"Dude, I was talking to you last night, and then you completely disappeared."

"Ah, sorry man, I sketch off at the worst times. I'm going to the doctor next week to see if I have sketcholepsy"

by Maxer64 November 27, 2007

seen off

To defeat an opponent; to stop someone or something and send them away; to stop someone from causing {further} harm.

The kids were damaging the lawn in a pickup football game and were seen off by an angry caretaker.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 20, 2023

off key

Singing in the wrong note or pitch; flat or sharp.

Kenny,Kevin,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Jason,Jon,Bill,Tom,Uriah,Harun,Hayden,Harvey,Fargo and Theo are all horrible singers,the way they always sing off key.

by JMC70 September 16, 2017

Piss off

I think it's a way of telling some one to get lost

John said to Paul piss off

by Jarrett 44 88 April 9, 2019

dust off

Dust Off or Canned Air is sold in office supply stores. Its intended use is to clean dust out of keyboards. But it does a much better job of clearing out your mind if you place the nozzle in your mouth and inhale the toxic air. Hold the fumes in and exhale as the world starts to go Wah Wah Wah. Make sure to hold the can right side up so you don't freeze your tongue off. This is the devil's drug never do it. It is highly addictive and highly brain damaging.

My friend was doing dust off in his kitchen when he passed out, fell onto his dishwasher and broke it.

by Old g December 6, 2004