murali

1. (verb) To run into a parked car.
2. (adj.) Dangerous, but only in the slowest most methodical way possible.

See sloth.

1. Watch out, don't murali that car!
2. Oh god, I'm gonna die... Wait, it's gonna take a while - this guy is pretty murali.

by Cunning Squirrel Master March 2, 2005

murphy's law

Commonly, a situation where, if anything can go wrong, it will, but I wanted to add my examples.

You always get your blackjack one or two hands after you lower your bet.

If you take the phone with you outside, say to garden, it will never ring, but if you leave it inside there will be several messages on your voicemail.

by andy1 August 10, 2005

mura

some chick with a long dick that breaks tables with it

Damn! That table must've been broken by a Mura.

by jastits January 26, 2018

Murphy-tastic

Adj. Soon-to-be utter failure. The quality of being doomed.

A situation, real or imagined, may be Murphy-tastic if it will go wrong in every way.

Derived from the term Murphy's Law which states: "Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong."

Jadon: "I am going to run through this field of mines!"
Casey: "That is murphy-tastic; you're probably gonna die."
*Jadon Explodes*
Casey: "Told ya."

by Jay Jay Cool Whip November 26, 2009

murder

To take the life of another human.

I had to murder him because i hate him.

by Erinthegreat September 21, 2008

2D/murdoc

The fanfictual coupling of 2D and Murdoc from Gorillaz

I wrote a 2D/Murdoc fanfic yesterday

I hate the 2D/Murdoc fanfics because they always end up having buttsex.

by Tazar The Yoot December 15, 2008

A crow left of the murder

The first thing you should know about this Incubus song/album is that a flock of crows is called a "murder." So if you are a "crow left of the murder" you are the one that doesn't fly with the flock. Meaning, you are living your life for yourself instead of just following society.

the crow left of the murder doesn't fly with the flock.

by bartley December 30, 2004