wet muff

Inserting your falangies(fingers) into a vaginal opening and, getting it moist, then inserting your fingers into someones ear.

I just wet muffed that guy over there.

by Amelia3512 April 4, 2007

muff

one hairy ass pussy for girls that are gross

john's face was in sally's muff and he got hair on his toungue

by mercury?GANGSTER April 15, 2006

muff

Refering to a larger scaled vagina and or pussy.

Your such a damn muff burger.
Suck my muff.
Blow it muff bag.
etc.

by Maggie smith's anus January 20, 2008

muff

refered to when some one is in a bad mood or being an asshole. there are stages of muff as well ranging from one to seven, seven being the worst stage of beign a pussy or being pissed off:
1. shaved muff
2. prickly muff

3. flowing muff
4. golden flowing
5. tangled muff
6. puffy muff
7. jungled muff.

guy: hey man shut the hell up.
other guy: hey man your muffs just tangled because i fucked your girlfriend.

by bigfish6969 November 11, 2010

carpet munching muff diver

a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.

wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.

by TheQueenOfGhetto June 23, 2009

furry muff

it is a more humerus way of saying, "fair enough"

"i cant run around playing soccer because my leg is sore"

"furry muff"

by sanks17 December 13, 2009

Muff Buffer

A lesbian. Muff being slang for vagina in some parts of the English speaking world.

Sadly for some Muff Buffers, all men are the enemy.

by Muff Lover March 12, 2009