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money knot 

A Double Windsor Knot tied perfectly the first time. The knot has to have the correct width and the tie hangs the correct length: to the belt buckle. When all of the knots characteristics are done correctly on the first try without having to retie the knot, you get a "money knot"
I just tied the perfect money knot... This interview is going to go well.
money knot by zac-tastic January 15, 2010
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Money On The Floor 

A phrase used to signify that a game of "street dice" is about to begin shortly. Since street gambling is illegal, the phrase "money on the floor" is a way to quickly and covertly gather people to begin gambling.

The person ready to initiate the gambling will have often have dice-in-hand and will throw down the amount of money he is willing to bet onto the floor. At this point he will scream at the top of his lungs "money on the floor!" At this point, potential gamblers will approach and will decide whether or not to match the wager. If a potential gambler would like to match the wager, he will throw down a matching amount and will scream back "money on the floor!" At this point, the dice gambling will begin.

Should a prospective gambler refuse to match any bets in a dice game, he will be barred from ever starting a "money on the floor" holler in the future.
Person One: Bro, did you hear about Thomas?
Person Two: No. What happened?
Person One: He works at Mcdonald's now because he was always throwing his "money on the floor"
Person Two: No worries. He's in a rough patch now and will soon be back on top of the dice game.
Money On The Floor by J Cash Money December 15, 2012

Money Dick 

A term used to describe people who suck up to someone who is a nice girl/guy that everyone pretends to be friends with just because they have money.
~James got a money dick. Buying shit for all his homies.

- Goldiggers like sucking on that money dick.
Money Dick by Grammar Lady January 23, 2015

money tree

A tree from which small denomination bills can be harvested if asked nicely or annoyed just right.
Kid: "Hey money tree, can I have 20 bucks for a movie? Please? Please! Please! Please! Please!"
money tree by James Earl Jones January 14, 2008

Money Roll 

The rolling action of the scrotum between fingers as if asking for a monetary tip. This is the most useful form of scratching or itch relief on the balls.
Dude, I had this nasty itch, but the money roll totally worked it out.
Money Roll by moneyroller13 May 11, 2010

money in the bank 

when a man sneaks up on another man and places his testicles somewhere on his bare skin. At this point he says, "Money in the bank, shorty what you drank."

"When I was trying to watch Beverly Hills Cop II my son of a bitch friend snuck up behind the couch and money in the banked me on my shoulder."
money in the bank by ATMJess June 16, 2007

money talks

Money talks is when you will pay a girl anything to do dirty acts like 'sucking simerans toe' and then repeating the words..... Money talks to the camera.
Girl - *Sucking on simeran's Dirty moot*
Camera Guy - Now look at the camera you dirty slut and say " Money Talks"
Girl- "Money Talks"
Camera guy - *Gives the girl a reasonable amount of money"
Simeran - Really?
money talks by Simerans Dirty Moot February 21, 2018