Chilean Miner

When your significant other goes down your shaft and doesn't come up for over two months.

Man, your sister gave me a Chilean Miner yesterday. In fact, she's still going...

by Joe Hitze October 16, 2010

the miner

The act of wearing a strap on penis upon your forid, and proceeding to fuck the vaginal cavity using the strap on and while you eat through the ass ruble.

"deebles said to tyrone I gave Disco Dunkley The Miner"

by Sammuel Cruise August 1, 2006

Chilean miner

A joke request to have intercourse for several months.

Man: "Give me a Chilean miner"
Woman: "What's that?"
Man: "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there till Christmas"

by Pon_Raul September 3, 2010

Misery loves company

The result of a socialist being elected president. Individuals are no longer able to make anything out of their lives and get ahead; they all end up miserable like the lazy bums that collect welfare.

"Did you hear Bernie Sanders got elected president and is going to redistribute everybody's wealth?"
"Shit, with as many people as there are on welfare right now, it just proves that misery loves company!"

by ITNerd August 24, 2016

puta mierda

Slang; means "shit bitch" in Spanish

You're a puta mierda

by MrsYes August 12, 2011

miner

its alrite.. its koool

u gotta pick ya brother up at 6

"dats MINER dont watch"

by spitz December 9, 2004

Mineral Deposit

When one deficates in the geology department's bathroom on campus.

Guy1: Oh man! I have to shit bad!

Guy2: So go take a shit??

Guy1: Yea I will, I just hope I can make it to the geology building. I'm going to leave them a mineral deposit!

by Burminator May 3, 2009