Mikey

A big fucking asshole, who fuckimg thinks it ok to fuck with girls. A heartbreaker who stopms on the shattered peices.

Girl1: Who is that kid, he seems nice.
Girl2: Who? Mikey?

Girl1: Yeah.
Girl2: Sorry but... Looks can be deciving.
Girl1: Really? But Mikey is... so... cute.
Girl3: Wait! Do u like him.
Girl1: Yes... no. I LOVE him.
Girl2: You dont know him.
Girl3: Nope. But do u wanna meet him?
Girl1: Yes! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!
Girl3: Your funeral. MIKEY!! GET OVER HERE!! MEET THE NEW GAL!!

Girl2: Behold.
Mikey: Who wants to get fucked?
Girl1: Wat did u say?
Miley: Who wants to get fucked?
All girls: FUCK OFF MIKEY!! YOU PERVERT!!!

by Sadie Wadie Baby March 7, 2017

Mickey Mouse in my club house

When anyone says " Mickey mouse in my club house" , it means there is metaphorically a penis in their vagina . The reason we say Mickey Mouse is because his head resembles a tiny penis ( Mostly because of the ears) .

Her - " theres a Mickey mouse in my club house"
Some random guy -" wait what? "

by Wackgirlshit April 8, 2019

Mikey Williams

mikey williams is a blonde heterosexual male with a white privileged life.

is that mikey williams? yes it is because he has a recessive trait to where it makes his hair blond.

by _poopyluv_ June 14, 2021

Pulling a Mickey

When you pull out your cock during a date.

I can't believe that my date last night ended up pulling a Mickey, right in the Firebirds parking lot.

by JTCJR September 27, 2017

Mickey Mouse Ears

The two flashing light on top of a police car(see also gumball and party hat).

When He noticed the Mickey Mouse ears on the car ahead of him he slowed down.

by Light Joker August 27, 2004

Mickey Nunes

A cracker son of a bitch who fucks and has reach a rounds with his mother but is also a fagget. He loves sucking cock than jacking off on other men. He is a kkk. he loves to also suck big floppy donkey dicks. The only female he actuality loves is his easy to fuck mother. he loves to lie around like a lazy black person.

If you ever see this lazy ass gay son of a bitch or bastard( whatever the hell is whore of a mother was) show him your dick and act like a stripper. Mickey Nunes will love to see your balls when they are floppy.

by Adam CpWalkers October 20, 2008

Mickey Mouse

also known as Anal Waxing.

I've really been having a difficult time shaving my butthole. Maybe I should just go get a Mickey Mouse?

by TXBoobie May 20, 2010