Catcher Masturbation

verb; the act of gay males using a toy to masturbate anally

My friends favourite activity is catcher masturbation

by gaybuddy42 February 18, 2011

Spicy Masturbation

Spraying pepper spray on your hand and then stroking your schmeat.

I tried spicy masturbation last night, and I came in five seconds; I usually last 10 seconds. My peepee is red and swollen though and hurts.

by Bagel Boot June 16, 2020

Group Masturbation

A group of young adults acting upon dysfunctionality and hooliganism and indulge in a bit of tomfoolery. This creating a sense of an orgasmic brain tumor that gets nothing productive done

Not Again! Kareem drew a Homer Simpson we must now indulge in Group Masturbation

by Notzaina October 7, 2022

masturbation

genocide.

i walked in on my son doing masturbation and couldn't let them babies go to waste so i did what i had to do to. ;)

by poopydoopyboy February 7, 2018

Brain-Masterbation

When your brain is forced into doing somthing it dosent want to out of habbit, compulsery, or obligation.

Work staring at your computer, Class, Listning to your boss, ringing people up at the grochery store.

by HOJIT November 7, 2003

uncontrollable masturbation

Really, no. JUST, no.

Ok go on

Actually, NO.

Say, did you see that wart get carried away with his uncontrollable masturbation?

by someone January 5, 2004

masterdating

When someone goes out with a group of friends and puts up his pictures on his facebook page - then stares at them all week long

Hey did you hear John is dating?
No
He's been masterdating his facebook page for six months now

by boots'n'puss share this February 27, 2011