March 28

March 28 is say hi to your crush day.

Me-Hi!
Crush-Hi, but why are you saying hi to me today?
Me- Because March 28 is say hi to your crush day.

by Marine kalcobe December 6, 2021

March 5th

National Pop a titte day for your bf

Oh it’s March 5th, I Gotta pop a tittes for my bf

by Eichiazami February 26, 2022

March 4th

Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day

Guy 1-I'm horny
Guy 2-Well... today is Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day
Guy 1-fuck yea... (goes up to girlfriend)... Its march 4th
Girl 1- lets go somewhere private

by Dhdhdbddh March 2, 2022

March 4th

National tickle day. On this day it is 100% legal to tickle your friend or partner at any time, as much as you want to. Best of luck :)

Friend: It’s March 4th. You know what that means?
Other friend: *nervous sweating*
Friend: CMERE BOI >:)

by Divvy March 18, 2022

march 21st, 2031

Cock Monster Hanging Cum!

Wow that guy was really a March 21st, 2031

by MommyWill March 19, 2022

March 24

the baddest bitches were born on this day. appreciate them.

girl: what’s today?
girl: march 24.
girl: omg

girl: ikr it’s __ birthday

girl: __ is a bad bitch

by harrystylesistheloveofmylife March 20, 2022

March 25

national grab tittie is a day where you can anybody’s titties whenever and where ever

did you hear that it’s national grab tittie day March 25?

by Mo🦋 March 24, 2022